marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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