When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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