YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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