I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
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Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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