Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I need water and some morals
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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