Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Is it because I queefed?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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