To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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