My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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