Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
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Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
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I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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