the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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