I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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