why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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