Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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