Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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