Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
We need to get me chipped asap
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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