I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
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He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
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In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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