But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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