Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Well I just put wine in my tea
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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