Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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