Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
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This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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