I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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