I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
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I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
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Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'm both gender and math confused
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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