a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
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Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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