How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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