Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
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Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
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If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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