JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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