Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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