Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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