Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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