Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
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At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
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