I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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