How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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