if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
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Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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