I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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