I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i jhust puked up my retainher.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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