no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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