We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
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So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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