I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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