I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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