What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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