would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
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The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
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Like the friend zone has no room for winks
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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