Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
It was a blind-side dick pic.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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