i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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