Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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