dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
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Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
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It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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