What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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