you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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