what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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