I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
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