you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
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No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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