Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
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Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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