Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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