Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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