Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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