I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
please don't ironically join a cult
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